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Breaking Dawn spoiler doodles by ~thedustyphoenix:iconthedustyphoenix:


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YES THERE ARE SPOILERS!

Just playing around with Breaking Dawn while doodling at work. That's why they're crappy drawings- Work Doodles.

1. Bella - Uber Fertile.
It all just zipped through so fast. :/ Book begins-Weddings over-Now your pregnant - Okay, lets start the real story...

2. Edward - The Incredible Burning Man
When Jacob first described Edward as the burning man I got this image in my head that's somewhere between The Scream by Edvard Munch ( [link] ) and the way Naoko Takeuchi draws melting people in sailor moon ( [link] ).
The awesomeness flames in the back are a stamp that I actually made from a pic I took of bubbles under water.

3. Rosalie - All About the Babies
I was actually kinda suprised how willingly she handed Renesme back to Bella the first time. I half expected her to take the kid and run.

4. Renesme - Super Baby
And the fanfiction quality of the book goes from bad to worse. Not to mention worst name ever (I'd rather be named after the Loch Ness Monster if it were me, though that of all thing pushing Bella over the edge was amusing). Don't get me wrong, there're parts I liked, but then again I read fanfiction anyway... :/ Yeah, I dunno.

5. Jacob - Pedofile #2
I haven't spent much time online since BD came out but I gotta wonder if all those people who flipped over the Claire/Quil combo will flip over the Jacob/Nessie combo or make excuses why they're better (like the fact that she's gonna age faster) Another one I've got mixed feeling about... And another very fanficish installment... :/ Also the whole btw, they were never actually werewolves, they're just shapeshifters. Makes sense, and leaves the door open for real were wolfy involment later, but it just sort of came out of nowhere and got tossed in then passed over just as fast.
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this is funny it pretty much sums up the book
I wish the ending had some type of epilogue (not leaving Jacob as a pedofile)

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yeah, its a good comic. i loved the last book, but i really wanted jacob dead...

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Oh my Gosh! That is so funny lol i love this!

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that fucking cracked me up! especially The burning man and jacob the pedophile!

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*i have far more better things to explore than your mind. i wouldnt question you about your decision..that part is yours to keep.*
hahaha

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Okay, so I liked Breaking Dawn, but I gotta admit that last panel had me :lmao:.

~Ness

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lol ^^

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HAHAHAH i love the one about jacob

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I actually liked that Jake imprinted on Renesmee....but i seriously loved the last panel! :P ^.^

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